1.25.20 "_____ 3 ways" sub anything
1.26.20 I THOUGHT I SAW A WOMAN CARRYING A CHILD VERY TENDERLY. IT WAS JUST A BOX
2.13.20 BUMPER STICKER IDEA: "I'M PROUD OF YOUR EAGLE SCOUT TOO"
2.17.20 Old lady walking, book open to the rain
2.22.20 GOOD FOREVER
2.25.20 I'M LOOKING FOR A BABY. A BABY IN A CAKE
2.26.20 I can't believe some people are dead
3.3.20 SEEING OTHER PEOPLE WEAR THE SAME THING EVERYDAY IS AS MUCH A COMFORT FOR ME AS IT IS FOR THEM
3.31.20 KNOWING WHEN TO CALL IT
5.11.20 Sorry, I don't have time to see that
5.22.20 If you have to ask, you're probably not doing it
6.17.20 The box is gone. There is no longer a box
6.22.20 GREAT BIG RUSTING INDUSTRIAL
8.1.20 A HILL TO DIE ON
8.3.20 PRETTY GOOD NEVER BETTER
THANK GOD THERES COMIC SANS
"LOTERALLY" AS TYPO OF "LITERALLY"
8.20.20 dog *barks* "WE GET IT, YOU'RE A DOG!"
9.6.20 camera in ur mouth, gaping as you look around, snap jaws like a crocodile to take a pic
9.10.20 SPACE MOVIES?? SOMETHING ABOUT "YOUR SPACE MOVIES"
9.17.20 I'll have none of your space movies or doctor shows
9.18.20 But most of all I love flirting with destiny.
9.20.20 something about Enya
THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR FUTURE WRAPPERS --> looking to diversify my portfolio
10.7.20 I saw construction men pouring dust along the road at 10 PM. They looked like Hollywood stars
11.8.20 [behind a gaggle of men donning True Religions + crocodile boots] Boys Boys Boys. I can't get enough of them
[coat drops on toilet stall floor] Sure, that's fine, I only have to wear it
12.17.20 I used to worry about death, and then I bucked the fuck up
12.14.20 I like when you, against all odds, can see the mountains in the dark. like they are just real enough
when I look at the future like a sphinx (big and up close)
1.13.21 My heaven is me in a rolling chair just rolling back & forth between all these different surfaces I can use
I'm always so proud of printers, that they can handle so many jobs. And then they can be sleeping, wake up, & remember what they had to do.
2.8.21 He knew too much
2.15.21 "My fridge is, coincidentally, not running."
[IT'S A BLACKOUT] "The veggies will be fine." she said forlornly as she closed the refrigerator door for the last time
2.24.21 I sneezed & it felt like summer
3.20.21 Life. It ensued rather chaotically. They discarded their adolescence with each tube flung wayward
3.22.21 music video idea: "Just A Bean" when you thought it was a cockroach on the floor
5.29.21 ONE BIG TRASH-COMPACTED DAY
6.17.21 "COMING SOON: REALLY GOOD"
7.12.21 My cheeks wouldn't hurt if I loved you
BACKDATED "But darling you've never done radio" (my mom said this to me once when I was considering being interviewed on the radio for something, can't even remember what it was and actually it was an opportunity she herself had posed to me because her weatherman neighbor friend had asked her to ask me? oh yeah now i remember, it was regarding the Texas freeze.)
"lots of dots of days" (this is from a beautiful piece in From A Burning House)
don't know much about most
7.20.21 I'm in the Cheese Whiz Biz
8.14.21 pandemic or not I still lick my fingers to clean them
9.23.21 I COULD SUBSIST ON THIS ALONE
10.2.21 Design For A Lamp With Innards
1.6.2022! I NEED ENEVELOPES! Big ones, too!
1.13.22 I get a sinking suspicion that skinny girls don't feel nice to hug
4.13.22 "Nooo. A pretty girl like you?" <--saying this in irrelevant contexts or it just being my catchphrase
I am constantly in pursuit of uncommon quality. (inspired by the Heinz bottle)
?.2.22 DO JUNKMEN THINK THE JUNKYARD BEAUTIFUL?
4.?.22 Yes that is the sound of my feet cracking! Move along
5.26.22 It's a pirouette in my life
5.29.22 Just saw a man open the car door for a lady before she got in. It was an electric Honda I think, nothing crazy. I thought it looked nice though. The gesture I mean.
7.18.22 LASER TAG AS CARDIO
pearls in the cockpit
Why are there so many and what do they all do